Lyrics

Happy Independence Day


It’s only June sixth but I’m hearing lots of noise
‘Cause some people in my ‘hood have got some redneck toys
And they aint about to wait until a holiday to set ‘em alight

They party in the street and they party in the yard
They think rock stars would be jealous ‘cause they party so hard
If it wasn’t five p.m. I’m sure that it would be a magical sight

If that sounds like you

You can take that firework and shove it up your…
Cut the wick real short so it goes up fast
And if you need a hand I’ll even light the match for you
Happy independence day

I know you must be thinking “what’s the matter with this guy?
It’s America we celebrate the fourth of july
And if you’ve got a problem maybe you should get the hell outta here”
Before you get me wrong let me clarify my view
I’m a patriotic citizen. I celebrate it too
But some folks make it sound like it’s a war zone fit to scare Paul Revere

If that sound like you

You can take that firework and shove it up your…
Cut the wick real short so it goes up fast
And if you need a hand I’ll even light the match for you

So launch yourself to heaven with a flash and a bang
You can start a competition with your whole damn gang
The winner is the player with the highest hang
Happy independence day


My dog’s on Xanax
Can’t find my cat
The neighbor’s got ptsd


You can take that firework and shove it up your…
Cut the wick real short so it goes up fast
And if you need a hand I’ll even light the match for you

So launch yourself to heaven with a flash and a bang
You can start a competition with your whole damn gang
The winner is the player with the highest hang
Happy Independence Day
Happy Independence Day